42 long

I've started this new workout program at my gym (which by the way is kicking my BUTT!!). Somedays I'm all alone in the locker room while I'm getting ready and other days it's full of all different ladies, like today. It just so happens as I was putting on my make-up and fixing my hair the water aerobics class ends. So here come all the "mature" women to get dressed after their workout. AND they start to chatting it up. Hilarious conversations! BUT one comment by one of the ladies made me laugh out loud. I could hear that they were noticing each others bodies and making little comments here and there. Then it got to the boobs. You know us women, we are never satisfied with our bodies. These ladies started making jokes about how saggy their boobs had become. One lady made some comment about "sweeping the floor" with hers...and then the funniest damn boob comment I have EVER heard in my life. The lady said "Yah now when I go to the store to buy a new bra and the assistant asks me my size I tell them 42 long!" Even now thinking about it I laugh out loud. I had to tell them I really enjoyed their conversations when I was on my way out of the locker room. Oh the joys of life...